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Jonathan Meades

Himself - Presenter / Various Characters

Christopher Biggins

Quiz Master / Lop Ears/ Various

Michael Fenton Stevens

Taxi Driver

Matthew Ashforde

Bullfighter / Mad Hater / Bouncer

Katharine Page

Old Alice

Malcolm McNeill

Blind Man / Neanderthal

Nicola Morris

Game Show Assistant

Tara Flanagan

Nun #1

Chloe Billington

Nun #2 / Nymph

Lucy Tones

Nun #3

Chris Newland

Crucified Rabbit / Jeweller

Alan Denman

Salvador Dali

Simon Mulligan

Orange Pianist

Graham Millar

Blue Faced Man

Coral Meades

Young Alice

Tarek Farag

President Mobutu

Sonia Farrugia

Margaret Thatcher

Lenny Fowler

General De Gaulle

Janet Cook

Game Show Contestant

David Cook

Game Show Contestant

Christian Adams

Thor

Peter Clarke

Male Nun

Sylvia Bradbury

Lady in Deckchair

Pat Dubuisson

Lady in Deckchair

Rosemary Bailey

Lady in Deckchair

Betty Kendrew

Lady in Church

Linda Collier

Lady in Church

Eileen Leighton

Lady in Church

Candida Gubbins

Voiceover Artist

Lawrence Kennedy

Voiceover Artist (voice)

John McBlain

Voiceover Artist (voice)

Candida Gubbins

Voiceover Artist (voice)

Keith Allen

Himself

Marie Helvin

Herself

Kathy Lette

Herself

Marco Pierre White

Himself

Gary Rhodes

Himself

Janet Street-Porter

Herself

Max Ernst

Himself (archive footage)

Luis Buñuel

Himself (archive footage)

Nicole Faraday

Lotte