Scary Movie 5

Ashley Tisdale

Jody Sanders

Simon Rex

Dan Sanders

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Gracie Whitton

Kathy

Ava Kolker

Lily

Heather Locklear

Barbara

Molly Shannon

Heather Darcy

Josh Robert Thompson

Narrator (voice)

Darrell Hammond

Dr. Hall

Marisa Saks

Amy

Snoop Dogg

Marcus

Terry Crews

Martin Jacobs

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

Dylan Morris

Aidan

Ryan Morris

Aidan

Lidia Porto

Maria

Mac Miller

D'Andre

Erica Ash

Kendra Brooks

J.P. Manoux

Pierre

Marianne Hammock

Female Aide

Tyler Posey

David

Sarah Hyland

Mia

Shad Moss

Eric

Katrina Bowden

Natalie

Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci

Caesar

Scot Nery

Mama

Ben Cornish

Dom

Katt Williams

Blaine Fulda

Lewis Thompson

Madea

Lindsay Lohan

Herself

Jerry O'Connell

Christian Grey

Usher

Ira the Janitor

Macsen Lintz

French Boy

John Atwood

Newscaster #1

Lane Carlock

Newscaster #2

Shereé Whitfield

Real Housewife #1

Angela Raiola

Real Housewife #2

Lil Duval

Kendra's Brother

Angie Stone

Kendra's Cousin

Jasmine Guy

Kendra's Mom

Ashley LeConte Campbell

Antoinette Beauchamp

Kate Walsh

Herself

Clifton Guterman

Waiter

Анна Скиданова

Nadia

Clayton Landey

Sodomized Cop

Scott Rousseau

Santa

Maui Tisdale

Mama's Ridiculously Pampered Dog

Aaron Beelner

Little Man (uncredited)

Faith Blankenship

Carpet Girl (uncredited)

Jwaundace Candece

Real Housewife (uncredited)

Catherine A. Cospelich

Ape Chick (uncredited)

Kendrick Cross

Rescue Worker (uncredited)

Moses Das

Bridge Runner (uncredited)

Elizabeth Davidovich

Ballerina (uncredited)

Chris Durfy

Packer Fan (uncredited)

Jeff Glover

Lab Tech (uncredited)

Jon Gould

Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Rory Healy

Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)

Leigh Hennessy

Witch (uncredited)

Amanda Jelks

Ballerina (uncredited)

Angela Kerecz

Featured Porn Star (uncredited)

Nikki Lashae

Ballerina (uncredited)

Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge (uncredited)

Zoe Pessin

Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)

Joel Rogers

Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Sandy Simmons

Model (uncredited)

Dathan Thigpen

Extra (uncredited)

Amanda Topper

Ballet Dancer (uncredited)

Memi West

Audience / Patron (uncredited)

Emily Chandler Westergreen

Mara (uncredited)

David Zucker

Packer Fan (uncredited)

Kendra Wilkinson

Kendra Wilkinson (uncredited)