The Three Stooges

Sean Hayes

Larry

Will Sasso

Curly

Chris Diamantopoulos

Moe

Jane Lynch

Mother Superior

Sofía Vergara

Lydia

Jennifer Hudson

Sister Rosemary

Craig Bierko

Mac

Stephen Collins

Mr. Harter

Larry David

Sister Mary-Mengele

Kirby Heyborne

Teddy

Carly Craig

Mrs. Harter

Kate Upton

Sister Bernice

Marianne Leone Cooper

Sister Ricarda

Brian Doyle-Murray

Monsignor Ratliffe

Mike Sorrentino

The Situation

Snooki

Snooki

JWoww

JWoww

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

Ronnie

Samantha Giancola

Sammi

Skyler Gisondo

Young Moe

Lance Chantiles-Wertz

Young Larry

Robert Capron

Young Curly

Avalon Robbins

Murph

Max Charles

Peezer

Jake Peck

Young Teddy

Isaiah Mustafa

Moe's Hip Executive

Steve Tyler

Camera Man

Patty Ross

Head Nurse

Emy Coligado

Ling

Ray Collins

Carbunkle

Mark Kogan

Executive

Jackie Flynn

Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson

Sandra Dorsey

Heavyset Woman

Vince Canlas

Japanese Chef

Ric Reitz

Jon Hamm

Caryl Lippman West

Maid

Sayed Badreya

Orderly

Debbie Walker

Terrified Nun

Michael L. Kuhn

Tour Guide

Pam Smith

Woman Reporter

Kyla Kenedy

Balloon Girl

Erin Allin O'Reilly

Nun

Caitlin Colford

Nun

Mariann Neary

Nun

Jesse Farrelly

Gangbanger

Patricia French

Laundry Worker

Roy Jenkins

Officer Mycroft

Barry Guy

Staple in Hat Guy

Matthew L. Collins

Policeman #3

Jonathan S. Kennedy

Party Security

Lin Shaye

Nurse Crotchet

Myron Parker Wright

Orphan

J.R. Fondessy

Orphan

Reid Meadows

Weezer

Abby Goldberg

Dancer

Lee Armstrong

Officer Armstrong

Dwight Howard

Dwight Howard

Antonio Sabàto, Jr.

Handsome Guy #1

Danny Smith

French Chef

Jeremy Ambler

Zoo Protester (uncredited)

Mark Axelowitz

Doctor Gray (uncredited)

Hannah Marie Bailey

Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)

Tanner Baker

Skateboarder (uncredited)

Chance Bartels

Party Guest (uncredited)

Tim Blanchard

Valet (uncredited)

Beth Blevins

Bus Patron (uncredited)

William R. Brock

Party Guest (uncredited)

Tiffany Burke

Nun (uncredited)

Matthew Cardarople

Camera Guy (uncredited)

Brett Lee Clark

Party Guest (uncredited)

Greg Crews

Bartender (uncredited)

Craig Crumpton

Party Guest (uncredited)

Brent Duffey

Pinkberry Employee (uncredited)

Apple Farrelly

Child #2 (as Apple Kocsis)

Delonte Harris

Zoo Kid (uncredited)

DJ Harris

Zoo Kid (uncredited)

Landon Hoffman

Orphan (uncredited)

Addy Miller

Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)

Katherine Neslund

Woman on Street (uncredited)

Jade Nicolette

Modern Day Golfing Orphan (uncredited)

Shannon Reis

Lydia's Friend (uncredited)

Joel Rogers

Upscale Party Guy (uncredited)

Timothy Scott

Party Guest (uncredited)

Richard Tavernaro

Doorman (uncredited)

Steve Warren

Party Guest (uncredited)

Marvin E. West

Party Guest (uncredited)